Preschool Tea Party Massacre

Band: Preschool Tea Party Massacre

Grindcore/Death Metal/Techno

Album: Drop It, Asshole! / 2006

Myspace: www.myspace.com/ptpm

From: Freehold, New Jersey

Tracks:

1.I'm Too Old for This Shit

2.That's Right Asshole, Shit Happens!

3.I'ma Kill You, You Sick Asshole!

4.No Way You Live, No Way

5.Riggs!

6.Drop It, Asshole!

7.Alfred, Do You Like Ice Cream?

8.You're Rippin' My Dick Off and Shovin' It Up My Asshole!

9.Don't Worry Asshole, You'll Get Another Chance

10.On Your Knee's Asshole!

11.All Dressed Up and No One to Blow

12.Lieutenant Mike Harrigan

13.I Never Forget An Asshole

14.I'm Gonna Die On A Toilet, Aren't I?

DOWNLOAD Album: John Denver School of Flight / 2005

Tracks:

1. What A Horrible Way to Go Out

2.Cherry Kool-Aid and K-Mart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients for Mass Suicide

3.HIV Infected Fecal Matter

4.I Took My A.K. to A Nun Shit Sex Orgy

5.We Finally Got A Drummer But He's Paralyzed from the Neck Down

6.I'll Stick My Dancing Shoes Up Your Ass

7.Dimebag Is Just Like Selena...Dead

8.Burning Bridges Like I Burn Babies

9.Thug Mosh Grind Doo

10.John Denver School of Flight (Instrumental)

11.How Many Licks Does It Take to Get to the Center of an 8th Graders Pussy Pop

DOWNLOAD Album: The Bone Concubine EP / 2004

Tracks:

1.I Fuck On the First Date

2.Damn, That's the Second Girlfriend I've Killed

3.Why Are Fat Ugly People Always the Artistic Ones?

4.Your Suicide Attempt Was Really Funny

5.First Freehold, Then The World, Then Space

DOWNLOADAlbum: Smokin' At the Gas Station / 2003

Tracks:

1.Baby Clogged Toilet

2.Da Dirty Tampon Requiem

3.Giving Head to A Shotgun

4.I'm Not Rascist, I Just Hate Minorities

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